Sunday, December 28, 2008

anti-panda campaign

Went to the movies last night and on the way home matt brought up an interesting topic..PANDAS..i guess him and tito watched a long show on tv about how they are going extict and people need to help them..

Heres the argument matt had. pandas are killing themselves..they only eat one certain stick and if they dont have it they starve and die..are they too stubborn to adapt? there is fish in the bottom of the ocean that some how grew lights on their heads because its too dark to see. but a stupid panda cant get itself to eat something else??maybe another stick thats similar in flavor..or maybe a small animal or something..then he had another good point..do you have any idea how much money goes into panda research??millions of dollars get used to try and keep an animal alive that is too stupid to eat.theyre babies are blind for 6 months after they are born because they are so malnourished from all the stupid crappy leaves theyre moms eat while they're in the whom.i say let the pandas fend for themselves.if they die its theyre own damn fault..take that money your wasting on a dumb bear and use it for something else that acctually has a chance at learning from its mistakes.

so in conclusion..matt and myself decided to start an anti-panda campaign.we are going to be making shirts and stickers that are against panda development..

our motto is "no panda should go to bed with a full stomach!"

4 comments:

  1. PANDAS ARE IMPORTANT. >.< IF YOU WERE A PANDA< HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? THE WHOLE EARTH'S ECOSYSTEM WILL GO HAYWIRE! ANYWAY, EVERY LIVING THING HAS A LIFE AND CHERISH IT. GO and think about it...

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    1. Are you saying that the diminishing panda population is the cause of bamboo's relentless expansion? Or do you mean that pandas are a critical food source for a carrion eater or predator? Please enlighten me on the importance of the nearly extinct panda to its "delicate" ecosystem.

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  2. I've been fighting the good fight against panda preservation for years. I'm so glad to find allies! Thank you for your support. I look forward to buying the t-shirt and contributing in any way I can.

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  3. hahaha, DUDE!! These Panda's are blowing it! I say grind em up and feed them to the hungry who want to eat. They are made up of too much delicious flesh to just be sitting around dying..... I don't know what to do about all this Bamboo....

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