Active Life

Living the dream. Work all day and go home to watch other people play sports on my big screen TV,  from the comfort of my corner couch with built in recliners. No wonder professional athletes get paid such a ridiculous amount of money. It's their responsibility to keep most Americans on their couches and off their feet, And I am thankful for that because now when I go for late night bike rides to a beautiful swimming spot with a few of my friends, I don't have to worry about a lot of people blowing the place out.

Stay on your couch.  Please.